Republicans Don’t believe in Freedom of Press/Speach.

If you support the GOP, fuck you.  FUCK YOU HARDCORE.  You need to learn to turn off fox news and actually look shit up for youself.

With that said, anyone who thinks Sarah Palin is intelligent, should go jump off her ‘bridge to nowhere’.  This woman is a blunder fool, a scorn on society.  I know when Erik Sean Nelson said it, he was half joking, that’s just his style of writing.  When I say this I mean it. “She [Sarah Palin] will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people“.  Shortly after Erik had entered his posted he removed it.  Why you ask?  He is going to claim that it came across wrong and people were taking it wrong.  The truth we all know is that Republican Press of the GOP had read this entry and began spewing their filth about the Huffington Post and of course President Barack Obama.  The anal leakage could be seen being wiped away from the corner of these Republican reports as they stuck their tongues up the asshole of the dying GOP.

I feel that if Erik received retaliation from the those for the support of mentality disable people, I could understand.  But he didn’t he got shit from the Palin camp.  Who instantly began tearing into Obama, shocking.  What else can the Republicans do, blame more shit on the president that he can not control?  “Don’t you dare talk about Sarah Palin’s slut daughter, her unfaithful relationship to her husband, her lack of parenting skills, her embezzlement of government funds, her illegal hunting, her lack of experience in politics, and now her inability to stay in politics… BUT we are gona try and trash and blame everything we can on Obama.  And that just the way it is.  Because we are the GOP baby, yeah the G.O.FUCKING.P”

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The Poet Demise

To one of my best friends, may you rest well

Max,

Moron as many called you, yet you proved us wrong.  Finally just as you stopped fucking around, bullshiting your way though life, this happened.  We both changed our relationship status on facebook, your girl she is great by the way.  I think you two would have been really happy together.  Man, does she love you.  Yeah, I know she didn’t come to the cemetery, but really it’s been so hard on her.  For you I looked out for as much as I could while she was here man, your welcome.  Like you would have done for me.   Oh, speaking of girlfriends, sorry I never managed to send you a picture of mine.  We are doing well.  She was great though all this man.

Yeah, we fought.  What can I say about that?  We are like brother.  Of course we had our moment when we at each other throats, but deep down you know we loved each other.   So many people put aside their differences and gathered for you.  Really man, really…. how the fuck could you stomach all these people.  I hate almost all of them, shocking right?  Who don’t I hate?

Ash showed up too.  She rode with me cause her friend is a bitch who didn’t want to go the cemetery.  Man you made out with Ashely Welch and dated her for like two days?  LMAO I did not know about, yo that chick was talking about how got both her nipple pierced.  Kinda aw-some.  (yea we all been saying that like you.) And all you ever talked about was Ash this, Ash that, DUDE wtf about Ash’s sister?  She hot.  LoL.  And she seems less crazy, you should have gone for that.

What can I say about you brother?  You were a huge fuck up for such a long time, just as shit was lining up for you.  We were gona go far kid, really far.  And don’t think we forget the stupid shit and only remember the good, no no no, that would do you too much discredit, it would take away from what made you special to us.

We know I am a devoted Atheist, but for a moment, lets pretend I am agonstic.  If there is another life, bitch you best remember how much you owe me.  I love you Max.

You will live in on the minds memeorys and hearts of all the people in your live you touch and fucking a, there is a whole shit load of us fuckers.  How you got along with all these people…. no one will never.

And in Max style, All the single guys are gona ” Fuck it, let’s get crunked and find some bitches”  and in Max style they are gona go home and rub one out XD  ’cause we all know you ever always too nice of a guy to pick up bitches.  yeah we all saw though it.

Rest In Peace, My brother from another mother…. and father.

Mehran Memon

February 10, 1987   —  May 15, 2009

Only The Good Die Young but you might have been the expectation……  Naw just fucking with you dude.

Fuck you drs!

Well, Fucking labs sucks. NO really wtf?

I have a family doctor, but she is kind the dr for the whole family and many of my aunts and uncles and stuff. So with that, I dont feel comfortable going to her for some things. Mainly STD tests. The Dr that I do go for that is pretty good.

I have not clue wtf happened or why it took so long but it took them almost 5 fucking weeks this time to do my results! Like really! wtf, normally takes 9 days tops! (for those of you wondering, yep still clean)

Fucking hell, really! I was all worried for a while too. It only takes that first time of getting an std ( yes I had one. HAD AS IS DO NOT ANYMORE. MOST std are curable with antibiotics!) and knowing next time it might not be curable. Yep all it takes people, I swear.

Yeah its been a while

So, its been a while since I wrote.

First I have got my macbook yeah!  And yes this is the first update from said mac.

Second the update you got on the 30th was after my first date with this really great girl I been seeing for a little over a week now.    She need a name for my blog, we are gona name her “R” for now.  Might come up with a better name later.   So R and I have been spending a lot of time together.  I really like her   No, this does not mean my blog will suddenly become less angsty.  Fuck that shit.

Exphel who is like a brother to me, pushed me to ask her out.  I thank him so much for that.  I dont know where R and I stand if we are dating, if we are boyfriend girlfriend or what, so I am gona skip over those details  LoL.  And on to the story that everyone has had to hear about.
So the first kiss.  Yep that awkward crazy thing that everyone has to have with the person they are seeing.  I chickened shited out like a little bitch on our first date and didn’t kiss her, which was dinner at the Cheesecake Factory followed by sitting and talking at the cheesecake factory for like an hour and half, that date lasted 6 hours  Now that I look back, it was most likely for the best.  I think it added to the whole appeal and rush of it all.  On our second date at pool hall. Had a few drinks played some pool  To get closer to her, I kept playful touching her with the chalk.  I though it was cute and pretty smooth.  So after that we were talking and I said something about washinton rock.  Its a cliff that is part of a state park in NJ on a mountain (yes there are mountains in NJ).   After pushing for it, I got her to say okay to going.  We drove ourselves so I followed her back to her place where she then got into my car.  Once up there, we went to the cliff looked over and sadly the trees had grown and blocked the view. >.> fail right?  Wrong.  You could still see the stars if you looked up.  There was a great cluster right above us.  I was trying to point it out to her, she was facing the same direction I was.  She couldn’t see as look up, so I help her turn around and pointed it out to her.  It was right above us,  I looked down as she looks amazing, I knew then that I had to kiss her.  She looked down, our eyes meet.  I leaned in a bit, as she did the same.  Reaching up and touching her face, my fingers pressed to her cheek as pressed a soft kiss to her lips.  Followed but lots more kissing.

Yep, best first kiss I ever had!

OMG I had a date last night

“She smells like angels ought to smell”

Dear FedEx where is my god damn Package!

Fuck you FedEx, fuck you hardcore in ass with a bladed dildo!

2-3 day shipping means my package should arrive 2-3 days after it is shipped.  My package left the FedEx origin location on Monday, where is my package you ask?  In fucking Memphis, TN.  Yeah doesn’t sound too bad since I know where it is right?  WRONG! Memphis is a 16 hour drive!  There is no way in hell I am getting my package even today!  So why the fuck have I paid extra for 2-3 day shipping with my package is going to take the standard 5 days to arrive!!!!!!!!  SOMEONE explain this to me!   There will be an update on how customer service handles this problem, fear not!

Another quote

“With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil—that takes religion. ” — Steven Weinberg

My life in a quote

“I don’t think people are meant to be by themselves. That’s why, if you actually find someone you care about it’s important to let go of the little things. Even if you can’t let go all the way. Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone. No matter how many people are around.”– John Dorian [Zach Braff] (Scrubs. My T.C.W.)

Gay vibes? Me? Really!?!?

I have had three of my gay (male) friends tell me that they think I am gay.  Two of them insists that I will sleep with them one day.   I –know– I am not gay.   I straight, I have nothing agasint people that gay or bisexual.   I don’t get this?  A straight guy is not allowed to shave, put on nice clothing and some colonge to go out with friends for a night out?  I mean, I do incase I see a girl that I take some intrest in.  Really wtf?

Note to all gay men out there.  I’m not gay, damn it!

Why don’t my single straight or bisexual female friends swarm to me like my gay friends do…..  Nik is need of some *clears thoart* loving.    Maybe it was a bad idea calling ‘Nydia’ a slut.  So she told that boy how she felt and they started seeing each other.   About 4 days into, she called me crying about how he found out that she was sleeping around with someone else.  I asked her how he found out, she told me that he found a used condom in her car.  I told her she was stuipd and could have lied and said it was one of their or an old one.  Well it turns out it was still moist cause she fucked some dude before going to pick him up.  Score one for you ‘Nydia’, you slut.

I know how to pick girlfriends huh?  Another my other ex, is DJing at stripclub and working at hooters.    Man did she have some nice tits, well I guess that’s why she can work there right? Four of my ex are now single mother (No none of the children are mine).  Wow, I really don’t think there is a single ex of mine who I would date ever again.  That is truely sad.

I think this will spark another entry.

I out geek you, like whoa!

I offically out geek you.

• I no longer run windows anywhere
• I am a software developer
• I play Dungeons and Dragons
• I DM sometimes when I play D&D
• I play online Roleplaying games
• I asked a girl out via AIM
  Yeah beat that!  LMAO.   The last one sooo wins.  There is this chick I am sorta into, sorta geeky, reads comic books, smart, bisexual, redhead. Yep so my type right? Let’s call her PoemGirl .   Last night I though I would take the plung and ask her out.  This came to me as I was talking to her AIM last night.  Instend of picking up my cell phone which was right next to me, I asked her out online.  Asking if she would like to get some coffee or something, to see if we would fit as more then friends (the more then friends part was implied).  She reply with this very polite I’m not ready to date again yet (said much better then that of course).  And she followed it up with how she wanted me to know that it wasn’t that she wouldn’t date me just not ready to date again yet.
  *shurgs it off* meh.  you win some, you loss some.
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  Anyone else think I been lossing a lot lately?